There is a dangerous virus being transmitted electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called
Weary-Overload-Recreation-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will completely wipe out your personal life.
If you should come into contact with WORK, follow these simple instructions:
1. Put your jacket on.
2. Take two good friends with you to the nearest liquor store.
3. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
4. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to a minimum of 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected, and WORK is controlling your life. In this case, simply follow steps 1 - 4 on your own...
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