99-Cent Store For Sale- I wonder how much they want for it?
Attractive Tanning SalonMotivate seller, Great Loc.
- No ugly people allowed.
Subway For Sale
- Can we get that to go?
TOP LOCATION
Jersey City - 3 Br Brick House
bsmnt + dble prkg
lot for twenty cars
Grocery Store in WNY
fully equipped with Lotto.
Tired of living paycheck to
paycheck? Need more
money. P/T wrkrs needed
OPEN HOUSE
Nutley-Beau. 3BR, Renov.
27-month Lease
to a new Chevrolet
or the GM Giant
- Tell me if I'm wrong, but don't you register your car for one year at a time? And if you do that, you end up with three months that you either buy the whole year, or turn the car back in before the lease ends.
WATERFRONT TOWNHOUSE
Windsor Pond
- Now I've never been to this place, but a few other things show up when you build your dream house by the water. One - ducks. Two - crappy geese. Three - river rats that treat dog doo like it's fillet mignon.
Attractive Tanning SalonMotivate seller, Great Loc.
- No ugly people allowed.
Subway For Sale
- Can we get that to go?
TOP LOCATION
Jersey City - 3 Br Brick House
bsmnt + dble prkg
lot for twenty cars
Grocery Store in WNY
fully equipped with Lotto.
Tired of living paycheck to
paycheck? Need more
money. P/T wrkrs needed
OPEN HOUSE
Nutley-Beau. 3BR, Renov.
27-month Lease
to a new Chevrolet
or the GM Giant
- Tell me if I'm wrong, but don't you register your car for one year at a time? And if you do that, you end up with three months that you either buy the whole year, or turn the car back in before the lease ends.
WATERFRONT TOWNHOUSE
Windsor Pond
- Now I've never been to this place, but a few other things show up when you build your dream house by the water. One - ducks. Two - crappy geese. Three - river rats that treat dog doo like it's fillet mignon.
These are actual advertising headlines from the Waterfront Journal.
Copyright © 2006 by Anthony Buccino, all rights reserved.
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