99-cent Store For Sale; Subway For Sale ...

99-Cent Store For Sale- I wonder how much they want for it?

Attractive Tanning SalonMotivate seller, Great Loc.
- No ugly people allowed.

Subway For Sale
- Can we get that to go?

Jersey City - 3 Br Brick House
bsmnt + dble prkg
lot for twenty cars

Grocery Store in WNY
fully equipped with Lotto.

Tired of living paycheck to
paycheck? Need more
money. P/T wrkrs needed

Nutley-Beau. 3BR, Renov.

27-month Lease
to a new Chevrolet
or the GM Giant
- Tell me if I'm wrong, but don't you register your car for one year at a time? And if you do that, you end up with three months that you either buy the whole year, or turn the car back in before the lease ends.

Windsor Pond
- Now I've never been to this place, but a few other things show up when you build your dream house by the water. One - ducks. Two - crappy geese. Three - river rats that treat dog doo like it's fillet mignon.

These are actual advertising headlines from the Waterfront Journal.

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