Lifetime Warranty

"With proper care, your totes umbrella should provide a lifetime of durable, reliable protection ... if this umbrella should prove to be defective in materials or workmanship, or fails to function properly we will gladly replace it."

So, makes me wonder how long is the lifetime of an umbrella?

Or do they mean MY lifetime?

Does anyone who ever bought a Totes umbrella ever return one for replacement?

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