east rutherford rugrats

"... The Patriots are the league's only team named for a region, giving the league an opportunity to try to stoke New Englanders' frustrations with their cable companies. ..."

Media & Marketing: NFL Seeks Balance in Cable Fray --- In Patriots' Country, Many Fans Will Have to Scramble to Watch Showdown With Jets ----
By Matthew Futterman
The Wall Street Journal, Nov. 12, 2008

Funny, every time we moan about the NY Giants and the NY Jets playing all their football games at Giants Stadium in the Meadowlands, East Rutherford, N.J., we are told the New York on their helmet is for the metropolitan New York area, not the city or the state.

I suggest we change the names of those regional teams that play NFL football in New Jersey to the East Rutherford Rugrats and the Teterboro Twinkletoes.

What would you call a professional football team that played all its home games in New Jersey?
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PATH Car Away From Ninevah II

Staring real hard at the embroidery on the shirt of the blond guy sitting in the end seat of the crowded PATH car stopped in the middle of the meadowlands for no apparent reason, it seemed to read C Drive Technologies. We Make It Happen and on the sleeve it read HP Internet Stew, or something.

It was 625 and we had been on this car about a half hour. We were stopped about 10 minutes or so, so far. And we weren't moving.

Looking out the window, it didn't look like we were going anywhere. We had about a half dozen tracks on each side of the rails where we waited. It would take TV's McGyver to get us out of this one.

Gram has golf clubs embroidered on her horizontally striped blouse. The three and five clubs have numbers on them. Pop has flowers on his shirt like he was from Florida or Hawaii Five-Oh.

They both wore K-Mart blue jeans. And when they spoke to each other it was with a Southern accent.

Gram looked like Central Casting sent down an actress to play a sweet grandma who would treat the kids to milk and fresh baked cookies. Even though she looked like she was tiring, her old blue eyes sparkled as she stood next to Pop.

Pop leaned against the advertisement between the last seat and the door. He held onto the rail and Gram. With a rugged tan and his yellow-grey hair slicked back, he looked like Nick Nolte at 80.

The rail cars lurched forward like a hiccup on New Year's Day.

We strained to hear anything from the conductor a dozen cars away and then the car stopped again.

HARRISON

The train moved and we soon saw the Harrison Station on the wrong side from usual. We were on the outbound track heading in. The blond guy unfurled his body from his nap and clambered out the door.

We parted a path like the Red Sea and Gram and Pop sat. They breathed a sigh.

So did some of the folks around me.

We disembarked onto Platform C instead of Platform H as usual. No one knew where the stairs were and we followed the leader like the dazed lost sheep that we were.

People are not like homing pigeons. You put them in some place strange, change their routine and they get messed up, lost.

They follow the unofficial leader of the flock who may know the way to the ground or the main concourse lobby.

You end up, then, following the crowd and breaking off when your turn comes along just like a homer with a strange flock on race day - each bird in the flock on his own way home.

No thanks to the PATH folks we figured our way down and out from high Platform C.

Aha! I saw the bookstore and realized this was not too far from the subway stairs and another leg home.

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