Zamboni Chooses Cheerios Over Family

Family pet faces Cheerios rehab

Our 100-pound Labrador retriever is apparently no match for the drugs hidden in Big G, little O Cheerios.

Until recently, Zamboni, our 6 1/2 year-old chocolate Lab, was considered a 100-pound cushion-mush-on who changed cushions every few hours to obtain his perfect level of rest for the perfect length of time on the perfect soft, softer and softest of his various cushions.



But new information from the Federal Drug Administration indicates that our hapless puppy may be a victim of a cruel hoax where a cereal conglomerate has been selling a drug inside their cereal without proper notice on the packaging.

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CALL IT BREAKFAST

Travel Light

The coffee/cake vendor near Exchange Place in the morning has been using these airline promotional bags for my two large coffees.

When I walk in the office, someone is bound to ask me if I just flew in on Continental Airlines.

I say, maybe the bag did, but I've been here all along.

BTW, those are healthy, raw carrots in the bag at left! And the Cheerios have yogurt in them, so, they must be good for me, too!

And that cup you see has milk in it because the coffee from downstairs is so HOT HOT HOT!

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