"We're going to need new batteries for the candles," my first wife told me.
So I went to the window and took out one candle and snapped it open to see what size the batteries were.
In case you're keeping track, each candle takes two C batteries.
We set out our four candles in November and were supposed to get one-month of flickering light from the QVC items.
Now, it's February and, well, this little light of mine, I'm going to let it shine. Let it shine. Let it shine.
Me, I'm happily married to a Christmas nut.
And she, well, she's just married to a nut.
Your mileage may vary.
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