The Parkway - Like Deer in a Headlight

These days, what with the Garden State Parkway being taken over by the New Jersey Turnpike Authority and our temporary governor eliminating toll booths in favor of double-fares one-way, well the Garden State Parkway isn't the tall doofy kid in class every one used to make fun of. Now it's been made to practically behave like a good neighbor. (Yeah, sure!) A genuine A-Student. Like Eddie Haskell.

Before you know it all the waste will be trimmed from its budget and we won't be able to poke fun at the Parkway ANYMORE. (Just don't hold your breath waiting.)

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